“With all due respect, if you’re forty-three, then I’m a fetus.”
“footnote:"With all due respect" is grown-up talk for "I think you're stupid.”
“I’m going to count to three, and if you’re not on number four by the time I’m done, I’m going to continue counting without you. Love waits for none.”
“Self-pity, while it should be accorded due respect, is the greatest of all acids to the human soul.”
“With all due respect, never, ever refer to Blake as ‘the worst thing’ in my presence again.”
“Townsend shrugged. 'With all due respect to the good doctor, I highly suspect he's a moron.”