“You making jokes about my illness? Not funny. Me making jokes about my illness? Funny.”
“The best jokes in life, are the lies that have come out of your mouth”
“Jokes are funny only in context. There is no such thing as abstract clever word play. Words have meaning in the world in which we live, not in the abstract. Take away the politics, and there is no joke. The joke wouldn't make any sense. if the joke is funny, it's funny precisely because it's racist and sexist.”
“My medication must be wearing off I'm starting to think my jokes are funny.”
“Some people use laughter as a weapon. It's all very funny until someone loses an eye. But then I guess it just makes the joke even funnier, because you never see it coming.”