“My old chief taught me three lessons: Never believe anything you hear and only half of what you see. Never go into debt because you will never get out. And never pat yourself on the back because karma will bite you in the ass.Karma, I think, meet ass.”

“It's not the heroes don't know fear, it's that they don't let fear stop them from doing the job.”

“It is the thinnest lines that define us.”

“Never believe anything you hear, and only believe half of what you see.”

“I was taught never to make a threat unless you are prepared to carry it out, and I am not a fan of carrying anything. Even watching other people carrying things makes me uncomfortable. Mainly because of the possibility they may ask me to help.”

“Being in love is dangerous because you talk yourself into thinking you've never had it so good.”

“<3. You think that looks like a heart? If you do, that's only because you've never seen scrotum.”