“Tennessee Williams choked to death on the plastic cap of a nasal spray.”
“Once I looked over at Welton and he was wiping his nose. I couldn’t tell if he was crying or on nasal spray.”
“To be unpopular, you must look the part. Remember four words: plastic flowered swim cap.”
“Spray a book with insect spray, drop it in a bag, add some mothballs and seal it. Put it in another bag and seal it. Another. The packages piled up on the floor, each a book sealed in four plastic envelopes.”
“Death to you, William of Mercia”
“I've been choking to death for years. By now this should be easy.”