“Anything that's not functional is merely decorative.”

“The way the function dictates the form... elegant lines... nothing extraneous... this shoe perfectly expresses the essence of shoeness.”

“Life is stressful,dear. That's why they say "rest in peace.”

“if the creator of the universe is spending all his time watching you, it must surly be because he loves you.”

“How can i hope to succeed when surrounded by flaccid imaginations and puny minds when my head.. My head is filled with NIETZCHE?”

“Yes here's to the founding fathers—slave-owners, British citizens who didn't want to pay taxes...”

“But why must choices always lie along a linear spectrum with two poles instead of say among a sphere of possibilities”