“But why must choices always lie along a linear spectrum with two poles instead of say among a sphere of possibilities”

“Life is stressful,dear. That's why they say "rest in peace.”

“There are just two things you need to fix here: the interior and the exterior.”

“if the creator of the universe is spending all his time watching you, it must surly be because he loves you.”

“...by choosing two aspects of a subject that appear to be in opposition, each can be examined in light of the other in order to better illuminate the entire subject, as long as one doesn't mistake the system for reality.”

“How can i hope to succeed when surrounded by flaccid imaginations and puny minds when my head.. My head is filled with NIETZCHE?”

“Yes here's to the founding fathers—slave-owners, British citizens who didn't want to pay taxes...”