“if the creator of the universe is spending all his time watching you, it must surly be because he loves you.”

“Me? I like wearing a condom. It means I'm having sex. I already spend most of my time NOT wearing one. It's like a tuxedo - I enjoy putting one on for special occasions.”

“But why must choices always lie along a linear spectrum with two poles instead of say among a sphere of possibilities”

“There are just two things you need to fix here: the interior and the exterior.”

“Every memory no matter how remote its subject takes place "now " at the moment it's called up in the mind. The more something is recalled the more the brain has a chance to refine the original experience because every memory is a re-creation not a playback.”

“How can i hope to succeed when surrounded by flaccid imaginations and puny minds when my head.. My head is filled with NIETZCHE?”

“Yes here's to the founding fathers—slave-owners, British citizens who didn't want to pay taxes...”