“Life is stressful,dear. That's why they say "rest in peace.”

“But why must choices always lie along a linear spectrum with two poles instead of say among a sphere of possibilities”

“Anything that's not functional is merely decorative.”

“How can we call death-about which we know nothing- the opposite of life, when we barely comprehend life itself?”

“if the creator of the universe is spending all his time watching you, it must surly be because he loves you.”

“How can i hope to succeed when surrounded by flaccid imaginations and puny minds when my head.. My head is filled with NIETZCHE?”

“Yes here's to the founding fathers—slave-owners, British citizens who didn't want to pay taxes...”