“Someday, I want to write an unauthorized autobiography of myself.”
“I'm looking for backing for an unauthorized auto-biography that I am writing. Hopefully, this will sell in such huge numbers that I will be able to sue myself for an extraordinary amount of money and finance the film version in which I play everybody.”
“Might paint something I might want to hang here someday, might write something I might want to say to you someday, might do something I'd be proud of someday. Mark my words, I might be something someday.”
“Someday I want to write a sixteen-syllable Haiku about the death and disappearance of a monosyllabic word.”
“I don't think anyone should write their autobiography until after they're dead”
“Thus, in a real sense, I am constantly writing autobiography,but I have to turn it into fiction in order to give it credibility.”