“If you see lots of shark attacks in the news, you think, 'Gosh, sharks are out of control.' What you should think is 'Gosh, the news loves to cover shark attacks.”
“I think I can say with confidence that it’s a lot funnier if you haven’t actually been attacked by a shark.”
“Consider roadblocks in your life as sharks in sea and than imagine what you will do if you are swimming in sea. Will you stop swimming on seeing sharks or double , quadruple your efforts to reach the shore ?”
“Pretty great view. You think they’d do something about the sharks.”
“You always hear a headline like this, 'Man Killed By Shark', you never hear it from the other perspective, 'Man Swims in Shark Infested Waters, Forgets He's Shark Food'.”
“if you gobern de shark in you, why den you be angel; for all angel is not'ing more dan de shark well goberned.”