“Fuck cotton.”
“Life isn't made of miracles, roses and cotton fucking candy, Lea.”
“This stuff is better than cotton candy, really it is. It’s made out of real cotton. Yossarian, you’ve got to help me make the men eat it. Egyptian cotton is the finest cotton in the world.”
“Polypro wicks away the sweat. Cotton absorbs it. Ergo, cotton is for suckers”
“it ain't as hard as picking cotton”
“Does Raggedy Ann have a cotton crotch?”