“May cause drowsiness.' - the most beautiful words in the English language. Once it was 'do you have a t-shirt I can borrow?' Now it's 'may cause drowsiness.”

“All his words and actions would now be fit for his daughter’s ears and eyes. Life would be lived as if under [her] constant scrutiny. He would never do anything that might cause her pain or anxiety or embarrassment and there would be nothing, absolutely nothing in his life to be ashamed of anymore.”

“But you're happy?''Yeah? I think I am. Are you?''Happier. Happyish.''Happyish. Well, happyish isn't so bad.''It's the most we can hope for.”

“If you have to keep a secret it's because you shouldn't be doing it in the first place.”

“If you have to keep something secret it's because you shouldn't be doing it in the first place!”

“Happyish. Well, happyish isn't so bad.''It's the most we can hope for.”

“You start out wanting to change the world through language, and end up thinking it's enough to tell a few good jokes.”