“The consumer isn't a moron. She is your wife.”
“She was bone of his bone and flesh of his flesh. She was his soul mate and his wife, and all he wanted was to bring her joy. He was consumed by his adoration of her.”
“...I am happy to welcome you to a town peopled in morons exclusively. Furthermore, I hope that your transformation to moron is not an unpleasant experience.”
“Is she a very clever little actress, acting a part? Or is she a genuine semi-moronic suicidal victim?”
“Get your dirty stinking moron knees off my chest.”
“She is a moron and too dumb to menstruate straight.--perhaps the best line from Shooter”