“Infants have their infancy; adults, adultery.”
“Milk for infant as liquor for adult.”
“And among adults, adultery is an unmentionable thing, which only occurs in the Bible and in Mobile.”
“Cell phones are to adults what toy rattles are to infants.”
“Others work among the spirits that have just arrived in the world of spirits. Again others raise the children who have died in infancy. Swedenborg ensures the parents of these infants that 'All children whether born within or outside of the church, are adopted by the Lord and become Angels'.”
“Beginning with Santa in infancy, and ending with the Tooth Fairy as the child acquires adult teeth. Or, plainly put, beginning with all the possibility of childhood, and ending with an absolute trust in the national currency.”