“It looks like they picked Sarah goddamn Palin. We have to get moving.”
“If they were afraid of him, then he must be Satan or something even worse, like maybe Sarah Palin.”
“I'd like to thank readers. Every time you open a book, it is a strike against ignorance. Unless you're reading Sarah Palin.”
“Sarah Palin is living proof that you can't make a silk purse out of a horse's ass.”
“Asked who attacked America on 9/11, [Sarah Palin] suggested several times that it was Saddam Hussein.”
“Being in the building with Sarah Palin that night is a transformative and oddly unsettling experience. It’s a little like having live cave-level access for the ripping-the-heart-out-with-the-bare-hands scene in Indiana Jones and the Temple of Doom.”