“You'd be surprised how many childhoods each of us has.”
“You'd be surprised how many people in the modern age no longer fear zombies as much as teletubies.”
“You'd be surprised how expensive it costs to look this cheap.”
“Why do they call it losing your virginity, anyway? It's Not Like I don't know where I left it." "You'd be surprised how many people don't.”
“You'd be surprised how many people violate this simple principle every day of their lives and try to fit square pegs into round holes, ignoring the clear reality that Things Are As They Are.”
“If you really love each other, you'd be surprised what you can accomplish.”