“If you can't beat em: Poem.”
“If you can't beat 'em, cooperate 'em to death!”
“Well, you know what they say. If you can't join 'em, beat 'em.”
“If you can't convince 'em, confuse 'em.”
“Women. Can't live with 'em, can't shoot 'em.”
“Families, can't live with 'em, can't live without 'em ..”