“If you're looking for sympathy you'll find it between shit and syphilis in the dictionary.”
“If you're looking for sympathy, you'll find it in the dictionary, somewhere between 'shit' and 'syphilis'.”
“Are you looking for sympathy? You'll find it in the dictionary between shit and syphilis”
“If you are looking for sympathy, it's betweem shit and syphillis in the dictionary.”
“When you're looking for fault, you'll find it.”
“You'll never find a rainbow if you're looking down”