“It's safe to assume that by 2085 guns will be sold in vending machines but you won't be able to smoke anywhere in America.”

“Change is inevitable - except from a vending machine.”

“Lex was popping out babies like a popcorn vending machine. –Trish”

“I wish there were a vending machine that served cats. Not to eat, but to pet during my work break.”

“Ninth graders with machine guns: its hard to make that a happy story.”

“I guess it's always uncomfortable to discover you're not as individual as you thought. But it really bothered me. From one perspective, I was an independent animal, exercising free will in order to elicit predictable reactions from an inert vending machine. But from another, the vending machine was choosing to withhold snacks in order to extract predictable, mechanical reactions from young men. I couldn't figure out any objective reason to consider one scenario more likely than the other.”