“The drama bug strikes hardest with Jews, homosexuals and plump women who wear their hair in bangs. These are people who, for one reason or another, desperately crave attention”
“Sometimes the hardest people to love are the ones who need it the most.”
“Misogynist: A man who hates women as much as women hate one another.”
“The Jewish barbers, who cut the hair of thousands of women, remembered the beautiful ones.”
“One who is snug as a bug in a rug snuggles up like a bug in a rug.”
“People who bore one another should meet seldom; people who interest one another, often.”