“The slumber party took place in what the Methodists called a family room, the Catholics used as an extra bedroom, and the neighborhood's only Jews had turned into a combination darkroom and fallout shelter.”
“ . . . there was little to choose between Jews and Catholics. The Jews had holidays that turned up out of the blue and the Catholics had children in much the same way.”
“Never mind gas masks and fallout shelters in the event of biological warfare. Many New Yorkers move from place to place equipped with the essentials of vermin assault weaponry: mouse traps, roach spray, and sticky tapes. In some neighborhoods, it’s a must.”
“The Jews had holidays that turned up out of the blue and the Catholics had children in much the same way.”
“The older you get, the fewer slumber parties there are, and I hate that. I liked slumber parties. What happened to them?”
“Even catholics have hail marys. Jews only have guilt.”