“Use the word 'ya'll' and before you knew it, you'd find yourself in a haystack french-kissing an underage goat”
“For you to find a needle in-God, not even in a haystack. A needle in a tower full of other needles.''Plunge your hand into a tower of needles,' said Magnus, 'and you are likely to cut yourself badly.”
“He put his hand on his forehead and scoured the French department of his memory for a word. He knew it was in there. He'd put it in almost fifty years before and hadn't had cause to remove it. But for the life of him he couldn't find it.”
“The word he used was coup, and I'm not speaking French just to arouse you.”
“This was never making love before..not before you.I knew how different it was going to be with you the first time we kissed.""You knew that...just from a kiss?""I'll have to remind you about the kiss.”
“The way to find a needle in a haystack is to sit down.”