“Sorry I painted the word 'twat' on your garage door.”
“Twat is twat and that is that.”
“I was so distracted thinking about my newfound mindjacking ability that I nearly ran into the garage door.”
“In the poetry of arrival, the garage door is free verse; the front door can be anything from a rhyming couplet to a sonnet.”
“Oh wouldn't that twist your twat if that turned out to be true!”
“I wasn't being a git. I wasn't even being a twat, or a wanker, or any of your other bleeding Briticisms -”