“(sergeant thinking about an excellent detective who's threatening to quit)For a squad sergeant, having Worden working for you was like having sex: When it was good it was great and even when it wasn't so hot, it was still pretty damn good.”
“Green Day is like sex. When we good we're really good! When we're bad... we're still pretty damn good!”
“Ready when you are Sergeant Pempbry.”
“I hate this case,' stated Gibbons unequivocally. 'I don’t know what really happened, I shall probably never know what really happened, and I shall still be a detective sergeant when I’m sixty.”
“For me, coffee was kind of like pizza-even when you got a bad piece, it was still pretty good.”
“Pansy," Murphy sneered.Thomas leered at her. "You make my stamen tingle when you talk like that, Sergeant.”