“There are only two types of people in Ireland... Those who watch The Late Late Show. And there are those who have been on The Late Late Show.”
“People feel disrespected when they show up and others don't. The message received is that those who arrive late value their own time more than that of their colleagues.”
“Everything comes too late for those who only wait.”
“Too late Bella. Now, it's too late. Show me.”
“Interesting' people were her favorite hobby. She collected them: the type who did gay things late at night and smoked cigarettes in mixed company, those would have most scandalized her own mother.”
“Response is absolutely designed for always showing up late.”