“I will not negotiate with the undead!”
“Mom. I have something to tell you. I’m undead. Now, I know you may have some preconceived notions about the undead. I know you may not be comfortable with the idea of me being undead. But I’m here to tell you that undead are just like you and me … well, okay. Possibly more like me than you.”
“Tod laughed. He was always able to find the humour in even the creepiest situations. I'd thought that it was an undead thing, until I became a member of the undead. Then I realized it was a Tod-thing.”
“I so owed Arianna, that undead little genius.”
“I was in no mood to negotiate with the Tampon Terrorist.”
“What’s the difference between an undead and my last boyfriend? One is a soul-sucking beast from hell and the other is an undead.”