“He'd always known that shit rolled downhill, but he never knew tears did the same thing.”
“I've tucked and tried to roll after that first spread-eagle spin but soon discovered the universal truth that bowling-ball-shaped objects bounce downhill much faster than do mannequin-shaped objects. In my current predicament, speed, obviously, was not my friend.”
“Wraith rolled his eyes. If there was anything he hated more than cryptic shit, it was fate shit.”
“I had no schedule, no plan for today or the next, or the week after. Everything in my life just seemed to kind of roll together, collect speed and go thundering downhill.”
“You’re so obvious. Why didn’t you just roll in dog shit to make your outfit complete?”