“Damn it! I knew she was a monster! John! Amy! Listen! Guard your buttholes.”
“The question is, did you get your life-changing experience?"Amy looked at Matt and smiled. "I did."Matt's entire heart turned over in his chest. "Damn," he said, pulling her in. "Damn, I love you.""Watch the arm!" Josh warned."He's not watching that arm," Ty said as Matt kissed Amy again.”
“Listen sharp, think deep, and guard your tongue- Tam al'Thor”
“Ouch, my butthole hurts, but I really need to have a look at that firestation.”
“When I was your age I knew how to listen to television and learn a few things.”
“What goes in your butthole is your business, all we care about is making sure Chipotle is what comes out of it." - Rodrigo Chipotle”