“Here’s exclusive Channel 5 video of a local man having his brain eaten by a winged gremlin. Local gremlin experts warn that—”
“Her head throbbed as though gremlins were ripping holes in her brain”
“When i was 5 my favorite movie was the gremlins, ain't got shit to do with this, juss thought that i should mention.(:”
“Did you know the local tv channels broadcasts your 900 in an endless loop? It's a bunch of video want ads for snowmobiles, then some kind of school crap with Everett Walsh that nobody wants to see over and over,and then you.”
“You have a wonderful child. Then, when he's thirteen, gremlins carry him away and leave in his place a stranger who gives you not a moment's peace.”
“Alarm clocks were invented by fork-tongued devils disguised as gremlins wearing snake masks.”