“My melon soulCrushed by your Gallagher of apathy”
“ Whether the melon falls on the knife or the knife falls on the melon, it's the melon that suffers." And so it would appear to me”
“The melon of Castile is for self abuse. The melon of Valencia for eating.”
“I’m sorry, you just remind me of someone. (Rose)Old boyfriend? (Gallagher)No, my great-grandfather. (Rose)That’s not particularly flattering. I thought I looked rather good for my age. (Gallagher)”
“HI. I’m from Arkansas, the cantaloupe state. And tonight, I hope you will hold my melons close to your heart and vote me your Miss Teen Dream.”
“My own apathy is bone chilling.”