“There was a sound like a garbage bag of pudding dropped off a tall building onto a sidewalk. Robert had erupted, chunks slapping off the walls in every direction.”
“Toppling sounds like it jumped from a tall building and landed gracefully on is g.”
“If you don't like the way I drive, stay off the sidewalk.”
“There's a weird fact that if you dropped a penny off the Empire State Building in New York City, you'd kill someone. I feel really bad, 'cause I dropped a nickel off it once.”
“I like how volcanoes rumble before they erupt, as if to say, Get the hell off me.”
“Like God's own chocolate, I'd lick her shadow off a hot sidewalk”