“What did people do before they could go online and find answers to secret problems? Oh right, they killed themselves”

“Jules Michaels won't be attending Julliard 'cause she died.”

“Good-bye, my dancer, my friend, my One and Only. I love you.”

“Is it fucked?" I asked.She nodded."Cancer." She whispered it so lightly I almost didn't hear. Then the word flew over and smacked me.”

“The casket sat in the front of the church, open to all. I didn't look. Whoever was there wan't Jules. Jules was at the ocean now, being a seagull. Dancing. And free.”

“Unfortunately, upsetting the balance of nature just happens to be what our species has been selected to do well- although we hate admit it. Like the Walrus in Lewis Carroll's poem, we shed hypocritical tears over the diminishing supply of oysters, while gulping them down as quickly as ever.”

“Most people are great, I just avoid the ones who think they are.”