“I offered her the benefit of my company this New Year's Eve, but informed her that as of midnight I should much like to insist that she refers to me as Master Oscar at all times. For that is whom I am, and I can't stress enough the importance of being Oscar.”
“I called an insurance company to get a quote. They gave me one of Oscar Wilde’s best.”
“Hello, I am Oscar Wilde”
“I am an unspeakable of the Oscar Wilde sort.”
“I have some bad news. Bjork cannot be here tonight. She was trying on her Oscar dress and Dick Cheney shot her.”
“On New Year's Eve, I am home to the Future. I wait to hear her ring the doorbell of the world.1922”