“Peace should not depend on force.”

“Any belief worth believing in, should be willing to be tested.”

“If it burns, blows up or acts like alien blood then call me.”

“According to 2008/09 census there were 61,080,000 dogs in the United States. Many homeless or mistreated. There are more pet dogs than babies in the world.”

“He is hotter than a zombie cooked in a dippsy dumpster with kerosene.”

“He is about as well-put-together and focused as a zombie at a tractor pull.”

“Consider your own place in the universal oneness of which we are all a part, from which we all arise, and to which we all return.”