“I talk better when I’m drinking coffee.” “Me, too. If by coffee you mean beer, and by better you mean louder.”

D.D. Barant

D.D. Barant - “I talk better when I’m drinking coffee.... 1

Similar quotes

“I would offer to meet up for some coffee, but I don’t drink coffee. I’m sorry, I don’t mean to burden you with my personal problems. It’s just that I haven’t been the same since the Folgers fiasco of ‘04.”

Jarod Kintz
Read more

“Coffee. I could smell coffee. Coffee would make everything better.”

Kim Harrison
Read more

“Damn, all I wanted was a drink of coffee and one little beignet. Coffee… Daimons… Coffee…Daimons. (Talon)I think in this case the Daimons better win. (Wulf)Yeah, but it’s chicory coffee. (Talon)Talon wanting to be toasted by Acheron for failure to protect humans. (Wulf)”

Sherrilyn Kenyon
Read more

“I drink hot coffee in the summer, and iced coffee in the winter. I’m a contrarian, and contrary to popular belief I'm not a sellout. I rent.”

Jarod Kintz
Read more

“Even bad coffee is better than no coffee at all.”

David Lynch
Read more