“My backup plan is to challenge Bearbreaker to single combat, defeat him, become Queen of the Zerkers and spend the rest of my life riding a giant motorcycle over frozen tundra.”
“My life is over.""I believe your life can be whatever you want to make of it." I lifted my chin defiantly, daring him to challenge me. "Is that how it works? Well then, I want my life to be a big, giant, keg party.”
“What if I'm destined to be single for the rest of my life, and you're upsetting the balance of nature and God's plan?”
“I’m afraid I’ll never get over him. I’m afraid that I’ll spend the rest of my life wanting someone I can’t have. I have to get over him. I need to get over him.”
“How can I be expected to be trapped for the rest of my life by a man frozen in time?”
“And the mystery knight should defeat all challengers and name the wolf maid the queen of love and beauty.”