“It’s a tricky business, nurturing that aura of unapproachability.”

“One can only tolerate the absolute idiocy of Man for so long before bringing out the bat.”

“At some point, our lips met and it was perhaps the most wonderful thing I'd ever experienced. And truly, I guess there wasn't just one kiss, but several. A polite frenzy. A mass migration of delicate wildebeest kisses. I remember them as one transcendent event, though.”

“Life is like Facebook. People will like and coments your problems, but no one will solve them because they're busy updating them.”

“When something or someone is no longer bringing you up, but pulling you down—it’s time to let go. When something or someone is no longer adding to your life, but subtracting from it—it’s time to let go.”

“Your head will be fine,” said Miri. “It’s your neck you should worry about.”

“We spend nine months in a nurturing darkness before we're born, and we aspire to the highest of all places when we die.”