“This boy turkied my Thanksgiving, but I won't let him Grinch my Christmas. -Dean Hughes (Midway to Heaven)”

“What would Kathy say if she knew I let the whole crew eat those Oreos when they never did eat their carrot sticks (which I had so firmly required as prerequisite)? All three of my kids were probably heading for disease (not enough veggies) and jail (not enough discipline).”

“Before we have children, we think most of the parents sitting in sacrament meeting ought to “do something about their kids.” Once we have kids, we think everyone ought to be a lot more understanding about what we’re trying to survive during the meeting. And once our kids are grown, we think, “I never let my kids get away with that.” We really all need to chill out.”

“I didn't learn anything. Mostly, I got myself confused.""Kathy, that's what learning is all about. You have to know the right questions before you can get the right answers.”

“I think he'll accept the gospel in the next life," Afton said.Bobbi was stunned by the response."Afton, what do you mean?" she said. "That is the gospel.”

“Sometimes when you're looking for an answer, you search everywhere else before you take a look at what's right in front of you.”

“War is the greatest evil Satan has invented to corrupt our hearts and souls. We should honor our soldiers, but we should never honor war.”