“This boy turkied my Thanksgiving, but I won't let him Grinch my Christmas. -Dean Hughes (Midway to Heaven)”
“Maybe Christmas, the Grinch thought, doesn't come from a store.”
“Christmas shopping! I can do all my Christmas shopping here! I know March is a bit early, but why not be organized? And then when Christmas arrives I won't have to go near the horrible Christmas crowds.”
“Pies mean Thanksgiving and Christmas and picnics.”
“This was a bad idea,” I whispered.“It was probably the smartest idea you’ve ever had.”I rubbed my palms on my hips. “It’s going to take a lot morethan Thanksgiving dinner and a Christmas tree to get laid.”“Damn. There goes my whole plan.”
“Don't look at me like that," said Guy."How am I looking at you?" I asked."Like I'm the Grinch who stole Christmas.”