“I'll sit in the park and feed the pigeons for a while.'We don't have pigeons.'Then I'll feed the pterodactyls.”
“Here comes Monseiur Le Beau.Rosalind: With his mouth full of news.Celia: Which he will put on us, as pigeons feed their young.Rosalind: Then shall we be news-crammed.Celia: All the better; we shall be the more marketable.”
“I'll wire the International Federation of American Homing Pigeon Fanciers and give them the number stamped on the bird's leg ring.”
“I will not feed your hunger, instead, I'll bite the pain.”
“I'm envious of the pigeon. It doesn't have a care in the world beyond eating, sleeping, and defecating on park statues. That's the life.”
“I bet your mom would let me." -Pigeon, Don't Let the Pigeon Drive the Bus-”