“I feel sorry for people who don't drink. When they wake up in the morning, that's as good as they're going to feel all day.”

“I feel sorry for people who don't drink. When they wake up in the morning, that's as good as they're going to feel all day. ”

“I’d hate to be a teetotaler. Imagine getting up in the morning and knowing that’s as good as you’re going to feel all day.”

“I feel sorry for people that don't drink, because when they wake up in the morning, that is the best they are going to feel all day-”

“The reason I drink is because when I'm sober I think I'm Eddie Fisher.”

“If you drink, don’t drive. Don’t even putt.”

“I gestured at my litre of fizzy red wine. “Want a drop of this?” I asked him.No thanks. I try not to drink at lunchtime.”So do I. But I never quite make it.”I feel like shit all day if I drink at lunchtime.”Me too. But I feel like shit all lunchtime if I don’t.”Yes, well it all comes down to choices, doesn’t it?” he said. “It’s the same in the evenings. Do you want to feel good at night or do you want to feel good in the morning? It’s the same with life. Do you want to feel good young or do you want to feel good old? One or the other, not both.”Isn’t it a tragedy?”