“What's the point of having the biggest baddest werewolf as your body guard if you can't boss him around. Kinda takes the fun out of it if you ask me. (Charity)”
“If I let you get killed, the other body guards will make fun of me.”
“Actually, you’re way off.”“Oh?” the guard asked.“Yup. She’s not a werewolf, she’s a chupacabra. Have you noticed a lot of missing goats lately?”
“He's kinda shy. Maybe I should ask him out.""I think it's more traditional for you to trick him into asking you out. That way he feels more manly.”
“Well, you can't have heartbreak without love," Dan pointed out. "If your heart was really broken, then at least you know you really loved him.”
“Do you know my biggest regret?" She asks. "That you turned into this bright, beautiful, fascinating person... and I can't take credit for any of it.”