“When what you want is a relationship, and not a person, get a dog.”
“The person who wants out of the relationship always gets her way.”
“Whether you are a man or woman, make sure that you see the person that you are considering to build a relationship with for who they are, not what you want them to be.”
“I think that sometimes, when you're with the wrong person, you try to become what that person wants. You lose yourself and who you are, just a little bit, but that doesn't mean you can't get it back.”
“When you can't get what you want, get what you need”
“You want a friend in this city? [Washington, DC.] Get a dog!”