“People are funny. They want the front of the bus, the middle of the road and the back of the church. —Mrs. Miracle”

“Some marriages are made in heaven, but they all have to be maintained on earth. Mrs Miracle”

“God gave the Angels wings and humans chocolate.Mrs. Miracle”

“It's all right to sit on your pity pot every now and again. Just be sure to flush when you are finished.Mrs. Miracle”

“Grandpa Patterson used to say: Never approach a bull from the front, a horse from the rear or a fool from any direction.”

“Your heart has to let your head know what it wants.”

“Sometimes, I think we're afraid to admit we want certain things. Especially things that contradict the image we have of ourselves.”