“Half full, half empty - it doesn't matter. It's the same glass of water.”
“doesn't matter if the glass is half full or half empty... drink it and get on with your life.”
“It doesn't matter if the glass is half full or half empty. I am gonna drink it through this crazy straw.”
“One day, someone showed me a glass of water that was half full. And he said, "Is it half full or half empty?" So I drank the water. No more problem.”
“He wouldn't call a glass of water half full or half empty; he'd assume it was poisoned and run away. ”
“The glass is not half empty; it is half full.”