“English vampires may not be as well behaved around witches as the American ones are.”

“I was planning on starting a new file on my computer with the title "Phrases That Sound One Way to Witches but Mean Something Else to Vampires.”

“My ideas about vampires may be romantic, but your attitudes toward women need a major overhaul.”

“These days vampires gravitated toward particle accelerators, projects to decode the genome, and molecular biology. Once they had flocked to alchemy, anatomy, and electricity. If it went bang, involved blood, or promised to unlock the secrets of the universe, there was sure to be a vampire around.”

“Yes, I see that you are behaving like a prince but that doesn't mean you won't behave like a devil at the first opportunity.”

“It begins with absence and desire.It begins with blood and fear.It begins with a discovery of witches.”

“Gallowglass returned to Sporrengasse with two vampires and a pretzel.”