“Gallowglass returned to Sporrengasse with two vampires and a pretzel.”

“English vampires may not be as well behaved around witches as the American ones are.”

“These days vampires gravitated toward particle accelerators, projects to decode the genome, and molecular biology. Once they had flocked to alchemy, anatomy, and electricity. If it went bang, involved blood, or promised to unlock the secrets of the universe, there was sure to be a vampire around.”

“there’s nothing more powerful than human fear—not magic, not vampire strength. Nothing.”

“My ideas about vampires may be romantic, but your attitudes toward women need a major overhaul.”

“You persist in this romantic vision of what it is to be a vampire, but despite my best efforts to curb it I have a taste for blood.”

“I was planning on starting a new file on my computer with the title "Phrases That Sound One Way to Witches but Mean Something Else to Vampires.”