“There is nothing like Betty Ford sex.”
“My mother wanted to be Betty Boop. Betty Boop was independent. Betty Boop was sexy. Betty Boop really had her shit together, you know?”
“Oh Ford, oh Ford!”
“Some things are better than sex, and some are worse, but there's nothing exactly like it.”
“She already has a car.”“A Ford. That’s like Toyota’s worst enemy.”
“Nothing affects the youths like drugs,sex,money and cultism. Mentor your child very well.”