“There were only a few feet of visible space before the locker room turned a corner, giving Cole privacy to do his worst. Shit. Shit. Shit.”
“A brick could be used as toilet paper—especially if you just shit a brick. You could shit and wipe your way to a wall of privacy. ”
“A few seconds of silence lapse, and I knew Carter was waiting for me to mention the huge "I'm pregnant" elephant in the room. Fuck that elephant! he can just sit there in the corner eating peanuts and shitting on the tile while giving me looks of disgust.”
“Darling, don't give me shit, cause I know that your full of it, your full of shit...your full of shit”
“To be able to shit on people before they get a chance to shit on you. That's power.”
“Only do shit you believe in!”