“They can kiss my ass. I’d rather talk to you than stand with those spineless nimrods any day.”
“Sitting on my ass all day long is fun and all, but I’d rather sit on your ass. More padding, like an overstuffed sofa.”
“I’d rather be happy than right any day - from Martin Little, Resurrected”
“I’d ruin any day, all my days, for those long nights with you, and I did.”
“Those spineless types who talk about abolishing the apostrophe are missing the point.”
“Phrase the question any way you like…The answer will still be ‘Kiss my ass.”