“Life's too short, drive it like ya stole it!”
“It tastes like somebody stole my wallet. Ya know?”
“Is life too short to be taking this shit, or is life too short to be minding it?”
“Life's too short not to sleep when you feel like it.”
“Politicians are like dogs... Their life expectancy is too short for a commitment to be bearable”
“Life is too short to be little.”